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@Mr.Human – A hilarious poem on Twitter!

twitter prank - a hilarious poem

Just a couple of days ago, I wrote about the effects of going cyber at a young age – ‘coz I stumbled upon a twitter user who’s just 9-years old. I was having a casual conversation with my good friend, Narendra Pai, about writing a humorous poem on twitter and the trending topics. Voilà, Narendra wrote the poem in just under 7 minutes!

Here goes the poem.. it’s hilarious, yet thought provoking

Early morning outside the window,
Birds chirping in group some solo.
My linen blanket covers my unshaven face,
To the birds I say “will you shut up?”
Just then I realize my berry is under me!
I grab the black fruit and check for mails.

“Will you shut up?”Again I say to the birds.

Just then I get a @Mr.Human on my phone
All the night the phone was under me?
That’s what I hate, people speaking behind me!
@Mr.Human Good morning!
@Mr.Human are u enjoying ur day, LOL!
“Yes of course Thanks” I reciprocate

Now the birds had grown on my nerves
I type “enjoying the twitter of birds #iambirdlover

Beside me on my bed was my cheerful wife…
I punch in“@stupidworldthisis I had a great night :p”
Stupid world this is, is really really kind.
Has followers more than Buddha
Hence tweets “I had a great night :p #prank
This time I thought he was playing a #prank!
I am with my wife and he had a great time?

Just to clarify his tweets I replied again…
@stupidworldthisis what did you mean?”
My linen blanket crossed the sanctity border!
world 2.0:So all set to purchase toys?
via web,0 seconds ago!
@world2.0 I have no kids &no plans 2 have”I reply

Just then…
My intuition told me to search ‘@Mrs.Human’…
@Mrs.Human women always fool men easily”
via web, 8 hours ago!

Beside me on my bed was my cheerful wife…
under my linen blanket a hole in the rubber guard!!!

©2009 K Narendra Pai

Hope you had a good laugh. By and by, you should also read The Green Prophecy – a powerful and poignant poem on our deteriorating environment, by Narendra.

Author bio:
Narendra Pai is a first year engineering student studying mechanical engineering @ NMAMIT-Nitte. He calls himself a poor little poet with a poor little desire to display his poor little poetry – so humble, huh!. He also writes short stories once in a while. Do visit his official blog @ Frozen Well

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  1. sherkhan

    LOL! this is hilarious dude. Twitter and Mr.Human..what a combination 😉 Well, ‘m a twtter addict and could jus relate to some of the messages that becomes trending topics.. good job

    • thanks freind..trending topics is fine but i think i meant to mean a whole larger meaning..you(speaking of the general Mr.human) dont have sense of events in your life yet you want to inform the world…when there is a real world you portray something else in your world2.0(well at least sometimes)…its a bit scary is it not?

      Ps:I am thinking of continuing the story of mr human..LOL..Naren might like this…

  2. Wow! never knew someone would think of a poem about Twitter, and the lives spent by those tweeters tweeting incessantly.

    @Narendra – Sure, this does give me some scary thoughts on what my kids will be doing on a web2.0 (or world2.0) platform, some 10 years down the line. Nice and provocative poem 🙂 nething coming up for facebook or orkut? LOL!

  3. web2er

    What can I say.. I loved the last part 😛

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